About the mission
We are the proud fledglings of the bird faith. We believe that all birds are hatched equal and the great egg will be our guide. The great egg had hatch everything into existence and acts as a higher, benevolent being. Bird Jesus, the first in our struggle, had seen the great egg himself and devoted his life to spread the egg's teachings and morals. He had pecked his way into the hearts of many and kick started our religion. Birdologists think that it is our duty to carry on his legacy and to praise the duties he had fulfilled during his strenuous flight by spreading love, feathers, and compassion. We practice our beliefs by preening every Sunday and taking pilgrimage south every Winter. Now, no matter your wingspan, can join our homely church. We accept donations in bread, as the great egg has demanded.
Notable Believers
• Tony Hawk
• Larry Bird • Russell Crowe • Jay Leno |
Awards
• Totally real religion reward 2015
• The Quakies best documentary 2009 • Most generous avian-based society of the year 2006 |
Sacred Writings
• National Geographic Field Guide to the Birds of North America, Sixth Edition
• Bible of the Bird • Ovum Nativity |
Locations• The internet
• Duck, North Carolina • Jurong Bird Park, Singapore • Weltvogelpark Walsrode, Germany |